the Wasted Youth

teap0ts: Hello, husband.

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:26:14 +0200

Hello, husband.

modifiedmermaid: voxamberlynn: wtfced: jitsudelphian: blasian...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:58 +0200

voxamberlynn:

wtfced:

jitsudelphian:

blasianxbri:

jasmainia:

therebelkids:

my-silver-lining-ending:

befittingfitness:

NO.

is that a fuckin joke….

fuck.

This better be a joke

.. family friendly?

…why must I cry..

all of us gonna be banned before july

This can’t be real.

this is blasphemy. time to make a new site.

Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:23:37 +0200

Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!:

littleblackmaps:

vh1:

usatoday:

shortformblog:

yahoo:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…

Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they don’t look as good on the dashboard as straight-up image posts. You guys are new here, so we’ll give you some time to get used to things.

A for effort.

Welcome Yahoo. ;)

did usatoday and vh1 just shade yahoo?

span-the-distance: jemappellelyndsey: nevver: Bullshit, New...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:35 +0200

span-the-distance:

jemappellelyndsey:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

I like that Louisiana is in the top 5 most likely to curse and top 5 most courteous.

Louisiana life!

Tehe I curse a lot & I’m from Illinois

"Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:32 +0200

“Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.”

- Robert Tew (via hayamandarae)

nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:25 +0200

nayx:

being a virgin is ok

sex isnt that great

just like

get some nachos instead

parisjemm: You want apologies girl you might hold your breath...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:43 +0200

parisjemm:

You want apologies girl you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever forever.
The only thing you’ll get is this curse on your lips I hope they taste of me forever.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:34 +0200

methfoxes: The guac tho Ah fuck my tummy wants it

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:05 +0200

methfoxes:

The guac tho

Ah fuck my tummy wants it

lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:49 +0200

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg

novium: that lil bitch

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:19:16 +0200

novium:

that lil bitch

nat-blr: Outdoor occasion/wedding seating

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:18:40 +0200

nat-blr:

Outdoor occasion/wedding seating

asvpnickyy: i don’t smoke cigs but

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:18:35 +0200

asvpnickyy:

i don’t smoke cigs but

oomshi: I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:02 +0200

oomshi:

I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:41 +0200

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:08:48 +0200

Hey look, actual "unique" questions

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:29 +0200

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8:Do you have freckles?
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
13:What about pooped in the woods?
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
17:What size is your bed?
18:What is your Song of the week?
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23:If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:What is your favorite food?
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33:Ever ran out of gas?
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36:What is your usual bedtime?
37:Are you lazy?
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:Are you horny?
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43:Are you stubborn?
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45:Ever watch soap operas?
46:Are you afraid of heights?
47:Do you sing in the car?
48:Do you sing in the shower?
49:Do you dance in the car?
50:Ever used a gun?
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:Is Christmas stressful?
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59:Take a vitamin daily?
60:Wear slippers?
61:Wear a bath robe?
62:What do you wear to bed?
63:First concert?
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65:Nike or Adidas?
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69:Ever take dance lessons?
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71:Can you curl your tongue?
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74:Own any record albums?
75:Own a record player?
76:Regularly burn incense?
77:Ever been in love?
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
79:What was the last concert you saw?
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
81:Tea or coffee?
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83:Can you swim well?
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85:Are you patient?
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
87:Ever won a contest?
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
89:Which are better black or green olives?
90:Can you knit or crochet?
91:Best room for a fireplace?
92:Do you want to get married?
93:If married, how long have you been married?
94:Who was your HS crush?
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96:Do you have kids?
97:Do you want kids?
98:Whats your favorite color?
99:Do you miss anyone right now?

falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:13 +0200

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:17:26 +0200

chazzthejazz: theamericankid: OK OK I’LL STAHP I don’t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:51:58 +0200

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of heart at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”